March 12, 2006
If you want your cousin's dog to get scurvy, then I can help
... so says my friend Amy while we were discussing how cancer is all the family's fault, and how she could help me by hexing them. She's not crazy or brain damaged, I promise! For that matter, neither am I! Actually, Amy is my first official religious thrall. I had her create a golden idol of me funded by random acts of violence, and she delivered pretty quickly. See below...
If any of you want to join my flock, all you have to do is fashion your own idol and get out there murdering! Good luck.
Posted by Andy at March 12, 2006 09:11 PM to the General categoryComments
Eek! Gasp! Heeeeeeeelp! Oh, the hex, the hex, the hex......
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